Thursday, December 22, 2011

December- the numbers are in.

  • 22 dollars worth of delicious grapefruit to kick off 
  • Many a good December morning with vitamin c 
  • 2 bouts of pink eye 
  • 1 child recovered from flu 
  • 4 people who may have...hopefully...yes, definitely (!woo-hoo!) escaped it 

  • 1 living room turned film set with 1 nativity on the mantle including 
  • 5 or so unlikely toy characters -dora, obi-wan, thor & friends- as well as the usual players and 
  • Presents under the tree, 3/4ths of which are (temporarily) empty, to be used as props 
  • 5 stockings hanging full of plastic bags for effect 
  • A dozen or so actors & families, half of us trying to be quiet in the basement 
  • The other half blinded by huge lights and striving to remember lines & blocking...
  • Followed by a meeting of six 4H crafting girls 

  • 17 loads of laundry i should have done earlier 
  • Less than 1 footpath leading to the wash machine 
  • 248 m&ms waiting in the snowman dish 
  • 3 or more apps that distract, I mean help, me in my productivity 
  • 1 treasured mary-on-a-donkey figure lost...somewhere around here...sigh...

  • 29 beautiful cards & pictures received enthusiastically, sent with love & beauty
  • 3 boxes of blank happy christmas cards sitting, waiting, hoping to darken the door of the mailbox slot but not holding their breath*
  • 21 candles lit on our advent wreath & read with Ann's incredible Jesse tree devos 
  • 3 weeks full of this captivating, enthralling story- bartholomews passage, daily 

  • One overworked but overjoyed-2be-in-his-element husband 
  • Three cousins in three sleeping bags (one arm reaching onto another's shoulder)
  • at least 36 favorite Christmas songs 
  • 4 fun Christmasy pandora stations 
  • 17 piano students working on a handful of Christmas tunes in fine fashion---
  • Practicing over 3000 minutes and 100 days between them this month

  • 3 boxes of Chex cereal hoping to grow up into Chex mix, see above* 
  • 5 cookie recipes that may or may not grace our table (but it's the thought that counts, right?)
  • Too many late nights to count
  • 4 doctors visits 
  • 2 rounds of antibiotics 
  • 1 grown up ear infection 

  • 1 wonderful kids Christmas program
  • 1 amazing new Christmas musical (Hosanna!)
  • 2 parent nights out 
  • At least 3 dinners made by Neva  
  • A handful of homemade surprise crafts constructed by Lincoln
  • One cozy "Buzz Light-Near" footie jammy worn regularly by Rowan

  • Approximately one dozen cookies (we'll never know now, will we) lovingly, beautifully, moundfully frosted & decorated with enthusiasm and endless sprinkles by 2 darling children, eaten off of a
  • 4 foot tall buffet within
  • 5 hours of being brought home from the cookie party, by 
  • ONE despicable old -but-she's-a-dog-can-u-blame-her DOG, who deserves the tummy ache she's hopefully experiencing...(tho i do love that doggie huge)

  • Between 51 and 89 individual strands of tinsel, placed and glued by hand, yes by hand, in a delicate pattern to create 
  • a tiny 2-inch star by aforementioned (extremely-detail-oriented) husband-in-element

  • About 39, or maybe closer to 112 pieces of silver wrapping paper, cut, placed and glued by hand to make 
  • a giant 2-foot version of the above, by (mostly) graciously agreeable & endearing wife of previously mentioned amazing-man.

  • Countless lists, wishes, expectations, hopes... & dreams for love, joy, peace and hope for all....

3 comments:

  1. Still laughing at Liddy getting her cookie fix. I think she and Alayna would be good partners in crime!

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  2. My head is spinning. If Todd and Chad could hang out, I think there would be a Christmas extravaganza like no other!! :) Now that that's in my head, I'm going to start working on a plan to get you to move to PA. :)
    Love your numbers.
    1 adoring friend who wishes she could spend
    24 (or more) hours in the presence of your clan. That would be cool. :)

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  3. Loved your post Nancy Apple, but it made me feel exhausted :) Ha Ha! I love your wonderful family adventures.

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